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edit - remove - report - save #1 - by Anonymous Jan 27, 2009

the bible kicks ass

edit - remove - report - save #2 - by Anonymous Jan 28, 2009

Yea go Zombie Jesus

edit - remove - report - save #3 - by Anonymous Jan 28, 2009

so funny

edit - remove - report - save #4 - by Anonymous Jan 28, 2009

LOLZ.

edit - remove - report - save #5 - by Anonymous Jan 29, 2009

Interesting fact: Modern bible translations says Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey, but most biblical scholars all agree that it was more likely a raptor.

edit - remove - report - save #6 - by Anonymous Jan 29, 2009

But he wasn't born yet....

edit - remove - report - save #7 - by Anonymous Jan 29, 2009

A raptor...and he's WHITE! Holy shit, somebody call the press. Ted Nugent is the Raptor Zombie Savior.

edit - remove - report - save #8 - by McGurker (8D3tF8V1U6) - Jan 30, 2009

I rofled my waffle while lofling my snofl!!!

edit - remove - report - save #9 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

Did you know that certain biblical scholars believe Jesus impregnated his own mother to give brith to himslef? Its those kinds of facts that make you stop and wonder.

edit - remove - report - save #10 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

lolz, Ted Nuget

edit - remove - report - save #11 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

hahahahaha, When I first read that image, I thought he meant he rode them sexually. ... Forgive me Jesus.

edit - remove - report - save #12 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

how do you read an image? don't you just read the text?

edit - remove - report - save #13 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

I have special powers. I read into things that others dont and cant see. For example, I know that your name is Samuel. Pwnt.

edit - remove - report - save #14 - by justin c (OWHnNfuFwo) - Jan 30, 2009

wow. as deeply religious as i am, this is brilliant. i want this in poster form.

edit - remove - report - save #15 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

It should be called the "Raptore" !

edit - remove - report - save #16 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

rofl @ omnipotent yellow

edit - remove - report - save #17 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

it wold have been funny if dinosaurs were not already extinct by that time. but nice try anyway.

edit - remove - report - save #18 - by Anonymous Jan 30, 2009

this is weird

edit - remove - report - save #19 - by Anonymous Jan 31, 2009

Perfect white, damn straight.

edit - remove - report - save #20 - by lucifers loyal servant (fNoGCakpr6) - Jan 31, 2009

Hey nerd what nationality are you and that might make the right people open their eyes especially an imbasile like you get bthe hell out of this country

edit - remove - report - save #21 - by Anonymous Jan 31, 2009

if i saw jesus ride up on a dinosaur i think i'd pee myself from fright. honestly...

edit - remove - report - save #22 - by Anonymous Jan 31, 2009

shit....this is what i call reviving christianity! I AM A BELIEVER! let us ride raptors and kill the infidels!

edit - remove - report - save #23 - by Anonymous Jan 31, 2009

I was an atheist until I saw Jesus ride to Jeruselum on a raptor with my own two, unworthy eyes.

edit - remove - report - save #24 - by Anonymous Jan 31, 2009

Great! Me thinks now that George Bush would have been more successful if he rode a dinosaur. WWJR? Those darn Nephilim no doubt killed off the dinosaurs approximately in the year 2348 BC. Darn them all to heck! That means Obama the Anti-Christ would not have been elected if dinosaurs were still here. Darn them all to heck! Love, Bobby.

edit - remove - report - save #25 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

the above comment is from a socially inept freak

edit - remove - report - save #26 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

Last supper menu: Brontoburgers and fries bigger than your leg, Stegosalad and for dessert...Tyrranosorbet! Lana ZugZug!

edit - remove - report - save #27 - by pterzw (krNFNyz89o) - Feb 1, 2009

Shopped. Pixels are all wrong.

edit - remove - report - save #28 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

cool sandals.

edit - remove - report - save #29 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

Did anyone else notice the brown face by the sun?

edit - remove - report - save #30 - by yo (DQS3p7ArcI) - Feb 1, 2009

quiero a mi esposa!!!!

edit - remove - report - save #31 - by yo tambien Feb 1, 2009

y yo quiero a mi esposo!!

edit - remove - report - save #32 - by silvester stallone Feb 1, 2009

he looks very brave

edit - remove - report - save #33 - by barry white (DQS3p7ArcI) - Feb 1, 2009

what a groovy thing man! nice stuff, really crazy shit man!

edit - remove - report - save #34 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

Jesus kicks ass.

edit - remove - report - save #35 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

The bible is fake, as is Jesus.

edit - remove - report - save #36 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

Wow... you can see Jesus' face in the brown stain by the sun! And he's not laughing... Duuude!

edit - remove - report - save #37 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

RIDE JESUS RIDE!

edit - remove - report - save #38 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

Hell yeah! Zombie jesus day is in like a month or so. AWESOME!

edit - remove - report - save #39 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

That's not Jesus! Its Chuck Norris!

edit - remove - report - save #40 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

Chuck Norris!

edit - remove - report - save #41 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

CHUCK NORRIS!!

edit - remove - report - save #42 - by Anonymous Feb 1, 2009

That Raptor just got Norris'd.

edit - remove - report - save #43 - by Xenoxo (ZnBI2EKkq.) - Feb 1, 2009

lol, Dino-ridin' Jesus is awesome.

edit - remove - report - save #44 - by Anonymous Feb 2, 2009

i think that the donkey rode jesus's ass into town.also why is j-e-s-u-s pronounced jeesahs for only 1 person?allthe rest are hayzeus?

edit - remove - report - save #45 - by Anonymous Feb 2, 2009

wtf is with all these anonymous memes showing up on stumbleupon gtfo my stumbleupon chantards

edit - remove - report - save #46 - by johnnycomelately Feb 2, 2009

Jesus actually rode a huge armadillo and had a pet monkey named chim chim. Jesus invented the xbox and will return one day with ice cream for everyone. Jesus has x-ray vision, heat-vision, ice-vision,20/20 vision, and doesn't tip.

edit - remove - report - save #47 - by Anonymous Feb 2, 2009

you go Anon! Way to represent!

edit - remove - report - save #48 - by pr buy Feb 2, 2009

this is obviously photoshopped just look at the pixels around the sun ray

edit - remove - report - save #49 - by Anonymous Feb 2, 2009

That's not Jesus. Jesus parted his hair on the left. Plus, He only had a mustache.

edit - remove - report - save #50 - by micael (0glWTQdeig) - Feb 2, 2009

Even a dunce named "Anonymous" needs to know that in the Ancient Hebrew language the letter "j" did not exist. The dude referred to was named "Zeus" and his complexion was dark brown.

edit - remove - report - save #51 - by Anonymous Feb 3, 2009

ALL THE ABOVE COMMENTS HAVE BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED!

edit - remove - report - save #52 - by Anonymous Feb 3, 2009

Uhhhh did anyone notice Jesus is also using the Free Mason hand symbol? Clearly that is Lucifer in the picture and NOT Chuck Norris!

edit - remove - report - save #53 - by Anonymous Feb 3, 2009

What's all the fuss about jesus for? He didn't even exist - yet the dope dinosaur who has left handy fossilised remains - isn't getting any props at all. Let's hear it for the dinos!

edit - remove - report - save #54 - by Anonymous Feb 3, 2009

Such heresy brought you to this conclusion such heresy does not change the fact Jesus did not ride a anything but the famed donkey for which he has bestowed open the rich's of the heavens it's shit is filled with the most holy of gifts wonder

edit - remove - report - save #55 - by Domnoviv Feb 3, 2009

Heresy is brought to you by wonder but the heresy is difficult to understand the fake gods intent we must ever wonder when the heavens will bestow candy to fall from thy sky

edit - remove - report - save #56 - by Domnoviv (HghG3ItFJ.) - Feb 3, 2009

Difficult i say is the wonder to imagine put faith in the name of Jesus its been but a millennia since a magician named Jesus walked the streets of Bethlehem but his mark still surrounds the worshipers i but see no reason why tis treason will ever be seen the everlasting effect the most profound treason of all mankind has ever known

edit - remove - report - save #57 - by Anonymous Feb 3, 2009

JESUS PWNZ U

edit - remove - report - save #58 - by Domnoviv Feb 3, 2009

I truly doubt that

edit - remove - report - save #59 - by Anonymous Feb 3, 2009

Chuck Norris Needs A Blow Torch And A Monkey Wrench To Masturbate

edit - remove - report - save #60 - by Anonymous Feb 3, 2009

Jesus has an awesome cape. Therefore, he is my savior.

edit - remove - report - save #61 - by Anonymous Feb 3, 2009

I wonder how many idiots here don't realize that this is about Young Earth Creationists?

edit - remove - report - save #62 - by Anonymous Feb 4, 2009

Flesh of Christ has always been my favourite color! It makes me think of how delicious he tastes when we gnaw on him during Communion! PRAISE THE LORD

edit - remove - report - save #63 - by Anonymous Feb 4, 2009

jesus should have black skin, cuz god made man in his own image and the first man came from africa, so therefore god has black skin and jesus was god. So jesus should be black.

edit - remove - report - save #64 - by Anonymous Feb 4, 2009

jesus was from the middle east. and theres no proof the first man came from africa. especially if you believe in pangea. i want to ride a raptor with jesus

edit - remove - report - save #65 - by Anonymous Feb 4, 2009

Does anyone have proof that Jesus didn't wear a cape, throw gang signs, and ride a Raptor? I think not.

edit - remove - report - save #66 - by Anonymous Feb 4, 2009

The absolute best is the crayon color "flesh of Christ"!

edit - remove - report - save #67 - by Anonymous Feb 4, 2009

Warhammer FTW )

edit - remove - report - save #68 - by anonymous Feb 5, 2009

Just retarded, you people who subscribe to this non-sense is why this world is so f@&ed up.

edit - remove - report - save #69 - by Anonymous (n5EEcK/UKc) - Feb 5, 2009

Wow, that is one sexy, 70's headbanger Jesus. His band should definately include him on the album cover.

edit - remove - report - save #70 - by Anonymous Feb 5, 2009

Just Worst

edit - remove - report - save #71 - by Anonymous Feb 5, 2009

Poor dinosaur... )

edit - remove - report - save #72 - by Anonymous Feb 6, 2009

i like how he looks like chuck norris.

edit - remove - report - save #73 - by Anonymous Feb 6, 2009

Praise the Spaghetti Monster and his great Noodly appendage!

edit - remove - report - save #74 - by Anonymous Feb 6, 2009

is it a coincidence?

edit - remove - report - save #75 - by Audita Sum (FsK9ybkk12) - Feb 6, 2009

Humans did originate in Africa, and Pangaea did exist. Our ancestors were just little fuzzy mammals when Pangaea split apart.

edit - remove - report - save #76 - by Anonymous Feb 7, 2009

Despite all your comments "JESUS STILL LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"

edit - remove - report - save #77 - by Anonymous Feb 8, 2009

This is 2 Bobby,why do u feel like u do, about Barrack Obama,do u know he got your future in his hands,why r u tripping.And as u speak about Dinosaurus,look at your own face in the mirror!!

edit - remove - report - save #78 - by Anonymous Feb 8, 2009

The idiot comments are nearly as funny as the picture.

edit - remove - report - save #79 - by charon (M49ClcN4fc) - Feb 10, 2009

you are all hell bound. i will be waiting. lol

edit - remove - report - save #80 - by Anonymous Feb 11, 2009

you silly pepople, don't dare talking about Jejus like that, he still loves you. He is the only way to God so be careful what you do in you life.

edit - remove - report - save #81 - by Anonymous Feb 11, 2009

But if I don't believe in God, why can't I talk like that?

edit - remove - report - save #82 - by Anonymous Feb 12, 2009

well, it's mildly funny, but i did enjoy the comments. i am a Christian and i am very happy there weren't like 10,000,000 comments being like, "JESUS IS GOD! YE SHALL ALL BE STRICKEN DEAD FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY!" cuz it's people like that that make this world stupid. but, yeah. this wasn't THAT funny. but a nice stumble-upon.

edit - remove - report - save #83 - by Jesus Feb 16, 2009

Hey Anon 80... don't speak for me. If I needed a mouthpiece on this earth it would most certainly be someone who can write a coherent sentence. Jesus

edit - remove - report - save #84 - by marks sis (/L/W.960/E) - Feb 17, 2009

Sun? what sun? its an evil witches fingers trying to snatch the holy one from his ride.

edit - remove - report - save #85 - by Anonymous Feb 19, 2009

Pretty funny...for all those donkey-riding lovers out there...I didn't ask for some washed up carpenter to go full retard on my behalf. Unfortunately, walking around with a cardboard sign at an intersection wasn't an option in his day.

edit - remove - report - save #86 - by Anonymous Feb 20, 2009

obvious shoop is obvious.

edit - remove - report - save #87 - by Anonymous Feb 23, 2009

I often color with the Flesh of Christ as well.

edit - remove - report - save #88 - by Anonymous Mar 3, 2009

Best picture of Jesus. Even dinosaurs listen to Jesus. This is not blasphemy. This makes Jesus coooooool. People that get offended are waaaaay too serious. I don't think they saw REAL blasphemous pics before. So chill.

edit - remove - report - save #89 - by Anonymous Mar 4, 2009

No, Jesus carries an assault rifle and LOVES AMERICA. He thinks NASCAR is the shit!!

edit - remove - report - save #90 - by Anonymous Mar 5, 2009

this is why i'm a christian!

edit - remove - report - save #91 - by Anonymous Mar 6, 2009

"Perfect White". heh. funny.

edit - remove - report - save #92 - by Anonymous Mar 6, 2009

Beware the Mark of Teh Beast! Shaker Jeff just emailed me: "Saw your [blog round-up] on CrooksandLiars, and followed the story link to the local paper article, and noticed something.... According to the story, the Creation Museum claims 250,000 visitors in the first five months... That would be 50,000 visitors a month....or an average daily visitor count of one thousand SIX HUNDRED SIXTY SIX!… THAT'S A '1' FOLLOWED BY '666'! Holy Jebus! The creation museum has attracted the MARK OF THE BEAST! Where's Bill Donahue when you need him?!"

edit - remove - report - save #93 - by Pantagruel Mar 7, 2009

I like this pic too.

edit - remove - report - save #94 - by Anonymous Mar 7, 2009

this is far more terrifying

edit - remove - report - save #95 - by Bob the technician (x0MJVJY9Bg) - Mar 8, 2009

I saw Bush riding Barney yesterday!

edit - remove - report - save #96 - by Damon Davenport (RoiU9CXKSU) - Mar 8, 2009

*Perfect White Jesus Propaganda*

edit - remove - report - save #97 - by Anonymous Mar 9, 2009

So the whole concept of a "Rapture" is a typo? It's really RAPTOR? *headsmack*

edit - remove - report - save #98 - by jim Mar 9, 2009

you truly need to get a life in Christ and stop blaspheming Him

edit - remove - report - save #99 - by A1 (cs3yt/Mi8w) - Mar 11, 2009

D'ya think God's little lad and his disciple dudes took part in raptor rodeos?

edit - remove - report - save #100 - by wow (Pc4I8RGjmY) - Mar 13, 2009

ru serious?

edit - remove - report - save #101 - by tofer (eHg13QwJnI) - Mar 14, 2009

have you even eaten a ted nugget Anonymous 10? interestingly enough, i think dino buddies features a nugget shaped like ted nugent riding a dinosaur. if that's not a miraculous sign from God, i don't know what is

edit - remove - report - save #102 - by Anonymous Mar 18, 2009

I'm sure all pastafarians have noticed the rown stain is actually an image of FSM Himself, and was placed there y He in his infinite noodley wisdom.

edit - remove - report - save #103 - by Anonymous Mar 28, 2009

It may be true that dinosaurs and humans didn't coexist, but He's Jesus Christ. He can do anything.

edit - remove - report - save #104 - by Anonymous Apr 3, 2009

i cant find a decent review of the bible anywhere so its not an easy decision whether to buy it or not as i only buy good books these days if i can help it. How come god never sent the bible to reviewers? Judging by this it looks like it will be a great read.

edit - remove - report - save #105 - by Anonymous Apr 4, 2009

The beast is too large for a raptor and too small for a T-Rex.

edit - remove - report - save #106 - by JJ (ocvUpWbIok) - Apr 5, 2009

Anonymous are you a moffie? At least have respect for others if you do not have for yourself. That's why you are scared to expose your name, mudsucker...

edit - remove - report - save #107 - by Anonymous Apr 10, 2009

Who's stronger? Jesus, or Chuck Norris??? Hmmmm. I'd say SAMUEL L. JACKSON! MUTHAFUCKA! lol

edit - remove - report - save #108 - by Anonymous Apr 13, 2009

Why does Jesus look Scottish?

edit - remove - report - save #109 - by Anonymous Apr 14, 2009

I just think it's mean some of the comments you guys are making. Have some respect for the people who are Christians.

edit - remove - report - save #110 - by Anonymous Apr 16, 2009

You... You... DOUBLE HERETIC

edit - remove - report - save #111 - by Anonymous Apr 18, 2009

That was Dinobot from the Beast Wars

edit - remove - report - save #112 - by Anonymous Apr 20, 2009

Jesus was not a zombie in this particular drawing, it was before he died because HE'S RIDING A RAPTOR. So you can't be a zombie if you haven't died yet. He's just Mormon.

edit - remove - report - save #113 - by Anonymous Apr 21, 2009

I vote paul daniels as the next magician saviour, jesus is too oldskool

edit - remove - report - save #114 - by HellBoundProphet (q8hef9z8Ag) - Apr 21, 2009

Its scary....because some people believe this crap.

edit - remove - report - save #115 - by Anonymous Apr 24, 2009

he's a bluddy GINGER!!! how many ginger arabs do we know? lmao you will all die for this heresy! burn the flag of your country!!! lmao

edit - remove - report - save #116 - by Anonymous Apr 24, 2009

yeah but jesus is still going to become a zombie theres nothing you can say to argue against that now is there

edit - remove - report - save #117 - by Anonymous Apr 24, 2009

Preview of next Jurassic Park Movie????

edit - remove - report - save #118 - by Sweenys_waiting (VFy/wZ57Oc) - Apr 25, 2009

Whew. Jesus is scary. I'm sure glad he never existed and that the bible is just a collection of scary stories that white males made up to supress women and african americans. What a relief.

edit - remove - report - save #119 - by Anonymous Apr 25, 2009

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edit - remove - report - save #120 - by Sweenys_waiting (VFy/wZ57Oc) - Apr 25, 2009

OH and I agree with another commenter. ALL HAIL FSM! PIRATES ARE THE DIVINE BEINGS AND I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES, BROTHER! LEMME HEAR YOU SAY A RAMEN!

edit - remove - report - save #121 - by Sweenys_waiting (VFy/wZ57Oc) - Apr 25, 2009

ummmm wtf is the mumbo jumbo above mah comment?

edit - remove - report - save #122 - by Sweenys_waiting (VFy/wZ57Oc) - Apr 25, 2009

Wait... HEY! PETA members aren't hell words! I still didn't get my RAMEN! SING IT BROTHERS!

edit - remove - report - save #123 - by Anonymous Apr 26, 2009

RAMEN!

edit - remove - report - save #124 - by Anonymous Apr 30, 2009

i wonder if jeezus ever rode a pogo stick....

edit - remove - report - save #125 - by Anonymous Apr 30, 2009

cause then i could say "JUMPIN JEEZUS ON A POGO STICK, EVERYBODY KNOWS A BURROW OWL LIVES IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!!!"

edit - remove - report - save #126 - by Anonymous May 6, 2009

To anon 80 & other believers :- Do u really think that an Omnipotent / Omnipresent all knowing God, if he/it existed, would play such petty games. Your God must be pretty insecure if he wants us to get down on one knee & pray to him. Wouldn't u think that a God would be beyond all this sort of religious crepe U guys got it wrong it was us who created God in our own image & that's why the Bible/Koran are full of evil Sh-t. When I can sniff the dino saddle of the Lord , then i might just believe in Raptors. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. - Richard Dawkins To see by faith is to close the eye of reason". Ben Franklin

edit - remove - report - save #127 - by Anonymous May 13, 2009

great image. dinoboy jesus rulez

edit - remove - report - save #128 - by Anonymous May 14, 2009

If Jesus rode a raptor, what did the Prophet Mohammed ride? (Joseph Smith rode lots of young brides... we know that one).

edit - remove - report - save #129 - by Anonymous May 20, 2009

This is the dawn of a new day,my lord his returned albeit in a poster.We shall come together and destroy the evil fucks by dropping heavy things on their heads.Join me brothers & sisters,and other relations,in the good fight.

edit - remove - report - save #130 - by Anonymous May 23, 2009

Holy shit! It's the Illuminati!

edit - remove - report - save #131 - by luke (9nAs0vULkA) - May 28, 2009

up the lot of yous !!!!!

edit - remove - report - save #132 - by thefucever (oIJyAN.1Gw) - May 29, 2009

u guys are fags

edit - remove - report - save #133 - by Anonymous May 31, 2009

all hail the invisible pink unicorn

edit - remove - report - save #134 - by Aaron (tS3RueByJs) - Jun 1, 2009

I'll bet "rapture" was just a typo.

edit - remove - report - save #135 - by Ozzalin (eYzuTpzQms) - Jun 9, 2009

Wait a minute !!! ... The sandals are the one model adopted by the Roman Army ... How come ? You mean jesus stole a raptor and some Roman sandals from a legionnaire ?? that also means that the Roman Empire soldiers were riding ... Raptors ?!?! OMG !

edit - remove - report - save #136 - by Justin Albrecht (TAHuMAgQ/k) - Jun 10, 2009

I heard God never intended to have a child. he said he would "Pull Out," but we all know he didn't. God is a liar.

edit - remove - report - save #137 - by Anonymous Jun 14, 2009

LOL, you guys are hilarious. Especially the ones that are all "BLASPHEMY" And the ones that tell em to shut up. Let's all just chill- and yell "RAMEN!!!"

edit - remove - report - save #138 - by Anonymous Jun 20, 2009

he sure aint arab lookin

edit - remove - report - save #139 - by Anonymous Jun 20, 2009

Hey Y'all, Jesus here. Funny pic. I never really rode a dinasour of course, But had one been around I definitely would have! Love and Peace to my peeps and the rest of y'all stop hatin' now, hear? JC

edit - remove - report - save #140 - by Anonymous Jun 22, 2009

eh is very brave and doesnt afraid of anything

edit - remove - report - save #141 - by Anonymous Jul 4, 2009

look it's CHuck NoRRis!

edit - remove - report - save #142 - by Anonymous Jul 6, 2009

Man he totally got that epic mount in ZG...

edit - remove - report - save #143 - by Anonymous Jul 6, 2009

Showing a light skinned Northern European Jesus is just preposterous as showing him riding a dinosaur.

edit - remove - report - save #144 - by mikey i (FymA9ULqpA) - Jul 6, 2009

lets see whos laughing when you sinners are left behind during the "raptor."

edit - remove - report - save #145 - by Anonymous Jul 12, 2009

LOL ITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

edit - remove - report - save #146 - by He can (.5pz9PMS4w) - Jul 23, 2009

Jesus could make things appear, and then he made a raptor appear and drive it happily on the holy land eating infidels

edit - remove - report - save #147 - by rob Aug 16, 2009

some diansores are raptors

edit - remove - report - save #148 - by Anonymous Aug 22, 2009

lol

edit - remove - report - save #149 - by I am God (XS.dPddnkw) - Sep 6, 2009

I pwns jesus cuz he's a fake

edit - remove - report - save #150 - by 7LBSFT (2nOZF/mAuk) - Sep 16, 2009

The coloring of this incredible masterpiece is Shite. Think outside the box, as Jesus would've. And never leave your Raptor un-attended.

edit - remove - report - save #151 - by Anonymous Nov 3, 2009

Now imagine if that were raptor jesus riding a raptor o_0

edit - remove - report - save #152 - by Pearlz (pjxWt14E82) - Nov 19, 2009

HEY EVERYONE!! if you like RAPTORS at all, i've created a FACEBOOK fan page so everybody can share the "raptory love®"

edit - remove - report - save #153 - by Anonymous Nov 19, 2009

The language and the standard of the postings here shows what would happen if the whole world became aethists.

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