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posted on Jul 6, 2009 by Anonymous

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edit - remove - report - save #1 - by Pissed off Tax Payer (tr.t4dJfuU) - Jul 7, 2009

so this is where all my tax money is going to? fucking pigs!

edit - remove - report - save #2 - by zdog90210 (OeUtU3KLOE) - Jul 7, 2009

another cop car i'm not afraid of

edit - remove - report - save #3 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

It's more likely that it was impounded from a drug dealer with those rims, not taxpayer-funded.

edit - remove - report - save #4 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Dare cars are exclusively drug-bust acquired.

edit - remove - report - save #5 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

He's definitely touched small children in the swimsuit area on more than a few occasions.

edit - remove - report - save #6 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

i guess he ain't working undercover in that thing

edit - remove - report - save #7 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

doesnt look like street legal tint to me

edit - remove - report - save #8 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Figures, FLORIDA.
Fucking - Losers - Or - Rich - IDiot - Assholes
F.l.o.r.i.d.a

edit - remove - report - save #9 - by Gonzobot (ASD9AhPCdQ) - Jul 7, 2009

Amazing that an anti-drug program that promotes drug use (go look it up) is actively promoting itself like this. My local station got a PT Cruiser all decked out in Dare logos. I saw it on the road all of ONCE, and never since. Maybe Canadia has figured out that this stupid program doesn't do anything except fail while wasting spectacular amounts of money?

edit - remove - report - save #10 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

I like how the vehicle's previous owner is sitting in a cell somewhere, seething at the ridiculous paint job Sheriff Borders slapped on his precious ride.

edit - remove - report - save #11 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Nope this is where my drug money is going!

edit - remove - report - save #12 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

I don't honestly remember what DARE stands for.
But it better be drugs are really excellent.

edit - remove - report - save #13 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

No, no, he's really crying under those glasses

edit - remove - report - save #14 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

stupid pigs wasting hella money on DARE which i went through and it is a complete waste. too bad they dont use all the money for the tint and rims and crappy all around job on that care to buy more books for poor schools who cant carry enough for all their students.

edit - remove - report - save #15 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

@ 12:
Drug Abuse Resistance Education
and now the fucking song's stuck in my head

edit - remove - report - save #16 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

lol fresh whip, oink. definitely will ensure the safety of your compensation for the smallness. because of the lion. makes it easier to deal with the whole "i'm a huge tool who dedicates his life to keeping kids off drugs because i've never actually enjoyed anything in my life, therefore noone else should either" mentality by adding disney characters to your ride that you would NEVER have been able to afford

But ya got it!! Not from any of your own effort, of course, but because you popped some kid who rolled on his dealer, and then you took him down like you're the motherfuckin cop of all cops...even though this lion on your car was probably the closest you'll ever come to being the kind of person people actually want to hang out with - which isn't really saying a lot.

Sucks, huh? Regretting that career yet? Or still holding on to that slight chance that someone might respect you because, well, of course - your sunglasses are awesome!*



*Because OMFG THEY CAN'T SEE MY EYES, I'M SO _FUCKING_ INTIMIDATING! LUANNE, COME TAKE A PICTURE OF ME NEXT TO THE CAR!

edit - remove - report - save #17 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

WE got something like that in Texas fort worth. but it was paid for by company's and other organizations

edit - remove - report - save #18 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

i hate this guy so fucking much right now

edit - remove - report - save #19 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

@15
See what happens when you help people.

edit - remove - report - save #20 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

What the hell man? Why?

edit - remove - report - save #21 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

He has a gunt.

edit - remove - report - save #22 - by Jim (Xp3tKZKxYc) - Jul 7, 2009

People hate the police right up until the instant that they need them.

Maybe cops wouldn't fuck with you if you weren't a shit head breaking the law.....

edit - remove - report - save #23 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

@22
people hate the police cuz they abuse their power.

http://ohmygov.com/blogs/state_and_local/archive/2008/02/12/baltimore-cop-caught-on-camera-abusing-harmless-teen.aspx

edit - remove - report - save #24 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

@22 youe an idiot

edit - remove - report - save #25 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Yeah... and maybe I'm an honest citizen that a cop decides to beat on and tase just for the hell of it... or even better, for excercising my Constitutional right to free speech.


edit - remove - report - save #26 - by swagvamp (WBRXcNtpf.) - Jul 7, 2009

lmao it is a 800 or 900 vehicle wrap

edit - remove - report - save #27 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

See all those drugs the military brings in from the middle east pays off

edit - remove - report - save #28 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

that's actually a pretty sweet ride. that lion is lame, whatever happened to mcgruff the crime dog? he made me afraid of using drugs lol. did anyone ever order the comic they advertised on TV?

edit - remove - report - save #29 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

A) These cars are cars taken from drug dealers. That's why you see sheriffs drive police corvettes.

B) It's DARE. It's oriented to kids. WTF do you expect?

edit - remove - report - save #30 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Pretty easy to tell the users in this group. Most users cry and whine about cops until someone leans on them, then they'll do whatever it takes to use the system to throw the person harassing them under the bus. I just sit back and laugh at the tweakers and the Cheech and Chong crowd living off Mommies money and trying to tell the rest of us how the world should be run. Meanwhile the man in the picture has taken responsibility to try and make the world a better place. Granted, not all cops or DARE officers are perfect, but the majority are trying harder to improve the world around them that the vast majority of users are...

edit - remove - report - save #31 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

the guy who designed this car must have high

edit - remove - report - save #32 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

If you took off all the words and logos, itd actually be a pretty sick car. i wouldnt mind driving that. it def catches peoples attention

edit - remove - report - save #33 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

I thought I was on drugs when I saw that car.

edit - remove - report - save #34 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Everyone complaining about programs like DARE are fucking idiots. They should legalize drugs, and with the money they save on bullshit drug busts and jailing non-violent "criminals", they should institute these programs so that people can make informed decisions based on facts and not taboo myths.

Bottom line: REAL Freedom of choice is better than the juvenile anti-authority sentiments you bitches are spouting.

edit - remove - report - save #35 - by John Davis (18657EN8BQ) - Jul 7, 2009

LOL< looks like illegal window tint to me.

RT
www.anonymize.tk

edit - remove - report - save #36 - by WIlson Phillips (f2Whb/jqsc) - Jul 7, 2009

ROTFL, I guess they dont have height requirements in Florida to be a cop! Looks like the Mighty Midget!

edit - remove - report - save #37 - by Lee Jul 7, 2009

Prohibition doesn't work. Drug programs are a drain on taxpayers' wallets.

edit - remove - report - save #38 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

just so everyone is aware the DARE program actually increases teen drug use. By doing this he is actually increasing the chance that teens will use drugs.

edit - remove - report - save #39 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Looks a little like they should have given him a DARE 18 speed instead.

edit - remove - report - save #40 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

I shot the

edit - remove - report - save #41 - by Izzmo (8.fWlrjMpA) - Jul 7, 2009

... For all who are wondering, it's not a "paint job", it's a vinyl "wrap" which you put on there. It's like a big sticker.

http://www.wrapitupvehiclewraps.com

edit - remove - report - save #42 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

I worked at the tire shop that takes care of all lake counties vehicles.... LOL I put the tires and rims on that car! Those werent the one "the dealer" put on it! LOL LOL

edit - remove - report - save #43 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

That car was donated by the Dodge Dealership in Clermont, FL. But, um, not the rims or the paint job...Maybe a Policemans discount. lol.

edit - remove - report - save #44 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

EVERY ONE READ COMMENTS 42 AND 43 AGAIN LOL!!!!

edit - remove - report - save #45 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

I'd like to take his night stick and sodomize him a little with it - you know, the "Giulianni Treatment" . F the police.

edit - remove - report - save #46 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Sweet Ride

edit - remove - report - save #47 - by JaBoO Jul 7, 2009

Yea, I've seen this around. Happy to see they spend our money wisely... NOT!

edit - remove - report - save #48 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

i think id give myself a ticket if i got pulled over from that queer car

edit - remove - report - save #49 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

The lion looks like he just urinated in a public pool... tisk tisk.

edit - remove - report - save #50 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

My daughter never knew or cared anything about drugs until the DARE program introduced them to her. I have nothing but contempt for it.

edit - remove - report - save #51 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Everyone is so negative these days online. I wonder if we were assigned an internet ID number, everyone would act the same still... hmm...

edit - remove - report - save #52 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009


This is how it is done.

edit - remove - report - save #53 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

I can say whatever I want because nobody knows me, I am a badass

edit - remove - report - save #54 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

FUCK THE POLICE!!!! Dare is a waste of time and money, it actually is counter-productive which means it promotes drug usage to children. In 2001, the Surgeon General of the United States, David Satcher M.D. Ph.D., placed the D.A.R.E. program in the category of "Does Not Work"

SOURCE:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_Abuse_Resistance_Education

fuck anyone who promotes the corrupt DARE program or police in gerenral.

edit - remove - report - save #55 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

HAHAA, He sold the Windshield, its dangerous & hard to see through, but gosh darn it I love drugs

edit - remove - report - save #56 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

DARE - Drugs are really exciting

This sheriff even tinted his windows illegally so he could do drugs without anyone knowing, and you should to!

edit - remove - report - save #57 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Quote: "Everyone is so negative these days online. I wonder if we were assigned an internet ID number, everyone would act the same still... hmm..."

Free Speech you Nazi Control Fuck, did you forget to wake up the last 8 years of the bush presidency? Obviously not, you ignorant p.o.s. =0

edit - remove - report - save #58 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Really cool paint job - $1600
Illegal Window Tint - $250
Short midget to tell kids how cool drugs are - $65,000/yr

The amount of kids that are lied to and will receive incarceration instead of medical treatment for abusing drugs - PRICELESS

edit - remove - report - save #59 - by Corey Hall (KhLbGSlxIc) - Jul 7, 2009

@53 Funny how you made a remark like that anonymously... pussy.
@everyone else what would you expect from one of the most backward ass, hillbilly methed up counties in florida, and thats quite an accomplishment in this state.

edit - remove - report - save #60 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

Be sweet if it got stolen.

edit - remove - report - save #61 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

We have been assigned an internet ID number. It is called IP Address. Fuck the nanny state control nazi fucktards, who will never be happy until we all get our mind control chips.

edit - remove - report - save #62 - by Anonymous Jul 7, 2009

pedo bear was yesterday, now itīs pedo lion.

edit - remove - report - save #63 - by Anonymous Jul 8, 2009

Hey, they got the easy part. Over here, we have multicolored 2009 Shelby's with a neon on the bottom...

edit - remove - report - save #64 - by Anonymous Jul 8, 2009

ZOMG!!!! look at those RIMS!!!!! woooow so cool and gangster like

edit - remove - report - save #65 - by Anonymous Jul 8, 2009

@ 51: Don't give them ideas.

@ 57: "Free Speech you Nazi Control Fuck, did you forget to wake up the last 8 years of the bush presidency?"

I have some horrible news for you concerning the Obama administration...freedom of speech is even less encouraged. Obama is a Dictator. Vocalize your disagreements to him and see what happens.

edit - remove - report - save #66 - by Anonymous Jul 8, 2009

When the cops make a huge drug bust, what do they do with those drugs? A: Put them back on the streets and make money off of it!


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